From tonight’s SNL

Osama bin Laden:

For a time I feared that I would not be eligible to vote in this election. But recently, praise Allah, I was tracked down by two volunteers from the Kerry campaign. They signed me up, and apparently, I am now registered in Cincinnati.

This is of course ridiculous. Our al Qaeda terrorists are illegally registered to vote in Franklin County.

Among supposedly eligible voters in Franklin County are suspected terrorists arrested for alleged plots to blow up the Brooklyn Bridge and a local shopping mall.
The Columbus Dispatch

Perhaps it was simply a mistake on SNL-Osama

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